Dad

Dad and I have to go to the courthouse and get plates for my car... Dad likes to pull into oncoming traffic
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Pedi

Checking out the new "cosmo" while my tootsies dry
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Pedicure

I soooo got a pedi for the first time today
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Somedays

Some days everything lines up and goes right

1. Russ said, "Do the pizzas however you like... As long as the money comes up even." I'm on that!!
2. My paperwork is neat... The numbers on the paperwork are all FUBAR, but my messy numbers look "neat"
3. Odom's Bar just got a piano!!! People are going to crowd around it... Trust!!

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Alabama

This is the only place I know that can be raining cats and dogs... And still be sunny
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Lunch with dad

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My new whip

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My new(ish) car

A 93 Cadillac De ville... Big pimpin now y'all
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Flomaton library

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Navy base

The kid at the Taco bell
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Navy base

Tonight we're going to do Taco Bell
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Me and Melinda

Going to karaoke
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Flomaton library

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Flomaton library

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I hate me

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Ducks

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De bauchrie

Yeah... I'm starting to regret too much
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Lipstick on the pigg

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Rutt Ro

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Meeting

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Dark clouds

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Lipstick on the Pigg

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Lipstick on the Pigg

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Saturday night

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Getting hassled

Weiner dogs hassle me on my way to work
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Mr. Bear

If only Mr. Bear had claws and a jaw to bite my throat out and gulp my last breath
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Hedging

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Snacks

Mr. Honey Bear, Mr. Kiwi, and Mr. Yogurt arrived at my house... I'm glad that they are done with their travels.
Usually, food products don't show up at my house unannounced... But I wills make an acception for these guests... As long as they don't pee on the carpet... I'm never getting my deposit back
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Sharon

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Auto displacement

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Tanika and Sharon

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Tanika and Sharon

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In the future...

Holding girls purses is replaced by watching their booze
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Flomaton library

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Pigg construction

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Flomaton library

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Frog belly

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Pigg remodeling

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Railroad work

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Flomaton library

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Monkeys

I hate every one of you monkies... I don't fit in with the rest of you primates... I tried to be polite, but that isn't going to work...
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Nots so bad

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Rutt Ro

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Rutt Ro

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Denise

RRRRR... Wooof ....GHRRRH
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Everybody missed out?

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Sooo fucking ugly

I must be the most unattractive guy on the fucking planet! I'm pretty sure that every girl on the face of the Earth just wants to be friends... I'm fat and ugly and nobody likes me
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Possible baby momma

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